A weekly roundup of cruise news, nautical nonsense, and questionable decisions made at sea — brought to you by Barefoot and Booked.

Not every cruise stop has to be a tourist circus. These five Caribbean ports serve up real island flavor, off-the-beaten-path adventures, and a refreshing lack of overpriced margarita mugs. If you're craving authenticity, this list is your boarding pass.

A weekly roundup of cruise news, nautical nonsense, and questionable decisions made at sea — brought to you by Barefoot and Booked.

Think you know what a cruise day looks like? From sunrise coffee to midnight pizza, we’re breaking down a typical day at sea—plus how to level it up with simple, pro-level hacks. Whether you’re a napper, a show-goer, or a poolside lounger, there’s something here to make your next cruise day even better.

Picking a cruise line is basically choosing your vacation alter ego. Are you into karaoke-fueled conga lines, or sipping sushi after a Broadway show? From budget-friendly party ships to jaw-dropping mega-resorts at sea, Carnival and Royal Caribbean couldn’t be more different—and that’s what makes this showdown so fun.

Cruise ships are basically floating cities designed to test your liver and your dignity—and I rose to the occasion. From tropical smoothies laced with regret to banana-flavored chaos, here’s my honest (and slightly fuzzy) review of the drinks I definitely ordered and barely remember. Spoiler: one of them may have led to a limbo contest.

Cruises are meant to be relaxing... unless you accidentally become the ship’s cautionary tale. From flip-flop faceplants to buffet disasters, we’re breaking down the top ways cruisers embarrass themselves without even realizing it. It’s funny, it’s painfully relatable, and yes—there’s a “don’t get left in port” warning in here too.

Think you know everything your cruise has to offer? Think again. While most travelers are lining up for the buffet, seasoned cruisers are cashing in on off-menu treats, behind-the-scenes tours, and unexpected perks—all by simply asking.

From secret desserts to surprise celebrations, here are 7 things you can ask for on a cruise that most passengers don’t even realize are possible. No bribes. No gimmicks. Just cruise magic—unlocked.