Cruises are paradise… until they’re not. From buffet brawls to mysterious hallway goo, these true cruise nightmares will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe pack an extra bottle of Febreze.

Think you know what a cruise day looks like? From sunrise coffee to midnight pizza, we’re breaking down a typical day at sea—plus how to level it up with simple, pro-level hacks. Whether you’re a napper, a show-goer, or a poolside lounger, there’s something here to make your next cruise day even better.