Not unless you're trying to get us to plan a group of 37 people with 6 cabins, 3 airport pickups, and a pet emotional support iguana. In most cases—nope, no planning fee. We only charge if you're doing something wild, or if your trip gets canceled and rescheduled twelve times. Fair?

You can totally Google it. You can also give yourself a root canal if you try hard enough. We’re here to save you from fine print, shady deals, and that one cruise line with the "surprise fees." Plus, you get a real human who actually cares if you have a good time. Try calling Google at 10pm when your flight gets delayed.

Cruises. Just cruises. Ocean cruises, river cruises, party cruises, classy cruises—if it floats, we book it. No all-inclusives. No theme parks. No goat yoga retreats. (Unless the goat is wearing a captain's hat. Then maybe.)

Yes, we’re fluent in First-Time-Cruiser and speak it without judgment. We’ll guide you through the options, match you to the right cruise line, and help you avoid rookie mistakes like booking an inside cabin next to the engine room.

If your idea of luxury is “no bed bugs,” we can try. But we’re more about finding the best value—not the “I got scurvy but saved $10” kind of cheap. Expect smart pricing, not bargain-bin roulette.

Sometimes, but we mostly focus on cruises. If your trip requires air or a pre-cruise hotel, we’ll figure it out together. If it’s just a flight to your aunt’s house in Cleveland? That’s on you, my friend.

That’s cool—just don’t ghost us like a bad Tinder date. We love answering questions, but our time’s valuable too. If you're not ready, totally fine—just be honest and we’ll keep it casual.

Only if you really want the 24K gold drink package. Otherwise, no. We’ll recommend extras that make sense and save you stress. No shady sales pressure here. Just common sense with a splash of piña colada.

Yes—and that’s how we keep this business afloat without charging you upfront. But don’t worry, we don’t push one line over another. If we recommend a cruise, it’s because it actually fits you, not because it earns us a toaster.

First, breathe. Then message us. We’ll help however we can—whether it’s calling the cruise line, helping you rebook, or yelling “KAREN MODE: ACTIVATE!” on your behalf (nicely, of course).