Think you know what a cruise day looks like? From sunrise coffee to midnight pizza, we’re breaking down a typical day at sea—plus how to level it up with simple, pro-level hacks. Whether you’re a napper, a show-goer, or a poolside lounger, there’s something here to make your next cruise day even better.

Cruise ships are basically floating cities designed to test your liver and your dignity—and I rose to the occasion. From tropical smoothies laced with regret to banana-flavored chaos, here’s my honest (and slightly fuzzy) review of the drinks I definitely ordered and barely remember. Spoiler: one of them may have led to a limbo contest.