Cruise ships are basically floating cities designed to test your liver and your dignity—and I rose to the occasion. From tropical smoothies laced with regret to banana-flavored chaos, here’s my honest (and slightly fuzzy) review of the drinks I definitely ordered and barely remember. Spoiler: one of them may have led to a limbo contest.

Cruises are meant to be relaxing... unless you accidentally become the ship’s cautionary tale. From flip-flop faceplants to buffet disasters, we’re breaking down the top ways cruisers embarrass themselves without even realizing it. It’s funny, it’s painfully relatable, and yes—there’s a “don’t get left in port” warning in here too.