
Welcome to the inner circle. The elite. The duck hunters.
Most people scroll right past the fun... but not you. You’ve got eagle eyes. Or maybe duck eyes. Either way — you’re a legend now.
This isn’t just a duck. It’s a badge of honor. A deeply meaningful plastic poultry spiritual awakening.
Your reward?
A spinning duck. Some confetti. And a newfound sense of cruise superiority.
No, there’s no prize. Yes, it’s still the best thing you’ll do today.
Now go… kick off your shoes, grab a drink with a paper umbrella, and tell no one what you’ve seen here.
Or tell everyone. We're not the boss of you.