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I Have No Business Being This Far From A Beach.

$59.99
There are reasonable distances to be from a beach.
This is not one of them.
I Have No Business Being This Far From a Beach is for anyone who occasionally looks around, realizes there's no ocean anywhere nearby, and begins questioning the decisions that led them here. Soft, comfortable, and perfect for travel days, cool evenings, coastal escapes, or surviving the unfortunate stretches of time between beach trips.
Made with a soft cotton face and cozy cotton-poly blend, this is an everyday hoodie built for wherever you are—even when geography has clearly made a mistake.
Details:
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Fit note: This hoodie runs small. For the best fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Current distance from the beach: unacceptable.
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There are reasonable distances to be from a beach.
This is not one of them.
I Have No Business Being This Far From a Beach is for anyone who occasionally looks around, realizes there's no ocean anywhere nearby, and begins questioning the decisions that led them here. Soft, comfortable, and perfect for travel days, cool evenings, coastal escapes, or surviving the unfortunate stretches of time between beach trips.
Made with a soft cotton face and cozy cotton-poly blend, this is an everyday hoodie built for wherever you are—even when geography has clearly made a mistake.
Details:
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Fit note: This hoodie runs small. For the best fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Current distance from the beach: unacceptable.