The Buffet Knows What I Did.

$29.99
The buffet knows what I did. It saw everything.

This tee is for second plates, third plates, dessert “just to try it,” and anyone who suddenly develops selective memory near the carving station. Soft, lightweight, and easy to wear, it’s perfect for cruises, resorts, vacations, and pretending the buffet incident never happened.

· 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
· Lightweight fabric: 4.3 oz./yd.² (146 g/m²)
· Regular fit with a modern silhouette
· Crew neck with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder binding
· Tear-away label for added comfort
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
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The buffet knows what I did. It saw everything.

This tee is for second plates, third plates, dessert “just to try it,” and anyone who suddenly develops selective memory near the carving station. Soft, lightweight, and easy to wear, it’s perfect for cruises, resorts, vacations, and pretending the buffet incident never happened.

· 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
· Lightweight fabric: 4.3 oz./yd.² (146 g/m²)
· Regular fit with a modern silhouette
· Crew neck with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder binding
· Tear-away label for added comfort
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua