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Professional Beach Bum. Amateur Adult.

$29.99
This tee is for beach days, pool decks, cruise afternoons, and anyone with expert-level lounging skills but only a passing interest in being a functional adult. Suns out. Standards down. Responsibilities pending.

· 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
· Lightweight fabric: 4.3 oz./yd.² (146 g/m²)
· Regular fit with a modern silhouette
· Crew neck with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder binding
· Tear-away label for added comfort
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
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This tee is for beach days, pool decks, cruise afternoons, and anyone with expert-level lounging skills but only a passing interest in being a functional adult. Suns out. Standards down. Responsibilities pending.

· 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
· Lightweight fabric: 4.3 oz./yd.² (146 g/m²)
· Regular fit with a modern silhouette
· Crew neck with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder binding
· Tear-away label for added comfort
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua