I'm Avoiding Everyone Equally.

Standard Planning — $75: For individuals, couples, and families with fewer than 8 travelers. This non-refundable fee covers the complete research and planning phase of your trip. Fee is per booking, not per traveler.
Group Planning — $150: For groups of 8 or more travelers. This non-refundable fee covers the additional coordination, communication, and research required for group travel.

$29.99

This tee is for vacations, cruises, beach days, and anyone who believes fairness means ignoring absolutely everybody the same amount. No favorites. No exceptions. Just equal-opportunity unavailability.

· 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
· Lightweight fabric: 4.3 oz./yd.² (146 g/m²)
· Regular fit with a modern silhouette
· Crew neck with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder binding
· Tear-away label for added comfort
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

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This tee is for vacations, cruises, beach days, and anyone who believes fairness means ignoring absolutely everybody the same amount. No favorites. No exceptions. Just equal-opportunity unavailability.

· 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
· Lightweight fabric: 4.3 oz./yd.² (146 g/m²)
· Regular fit with a modern silhouette
· Crew neck with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder binding
· Tear-away label for added comfort
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua