Cruises are meant to be relaxing... unless you accidentally become the ship’s cautionary tale. From flip-flop faceplants to buffet disasters, we’re breaking down the top ways cruisers embarrass themselves without even realizing it. It’s funny, it’s painfully relatable, and yes—there’s a “don’t get left in port” warning in here too.

Think you know everything your cruise has to offer? Think again. While most travelers are lining up for the buffet, seasoned cruisers are cashing in on off-menu treats, behind-the-scenes tours, and unexpected perks—all by simply asking.

From secret desserts to surprise celebrations, here are 7 things you can ask for on a cruise that most passengers don’t even realize are possible. No bribes. No gimmicks. Just cruise magic—unlocked.